Techeye - Jennifer Jhonson claims she became pregant after watching a 3D porno. US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical. It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.
What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jennifer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect.
“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head. Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno!
“Nintendo Wii Made me a Nympho!” – Amanda Flowers, a 24-year-old from Manchester, England, claims that an injury sustained from a Wii accident turned her into a nymphomaniac. Apparently, her injury has made her super sensitive to vibrations.
The catering worker said: “It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.” A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve. Single Amanda, 24, from Harpurhey, Manchester, said: “With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.”
EA Games is going the extra mile to make Crysis 2 an awesome game. They are working with the well known author Richard Morgan to write the storyline for the game. Morgan has written numerous science fiction books like the award winning books "Altered Carbon" and "Broken Angels". Needless to say we can expect a kickass story and expectations are higher then ever. In Crysis 2 New York is under attack by not so ill-tempered aliens, with lethal weapons and special skills. Thanks to Morgan's efforts us, next to all this alien violence the gamers will be served with numerous twists in the plot.
Now here's a game I know pvt.Cappelmans is going to like. Lead and Gold: Gangs of the Wild west is a third-person shooter, in the style of Team Fortress 2 .. but in a Wild West setting. The game promises adrenaline fuelled action and fast paced gunfights, with a whopping 4 classes to choose from. The game features a unique power up system, encouraging co-operation and team tactics.
It's currently being developed by the Swedish developer Fatshark, it's their first game evah. and will only be available as download.
We've written about All Points Bulletin a few times before. While we're slaughtering in online shootouts, behind the scenes the same thing is happening in the APB Beta, but just a little bit more epic. As it looks now, this game is going to be preetee bad-ass. APB is an online MMORPG based in urban areas and featuring two sides, Enforcement and the Criminals. You can choose to join either the Enforcers or the Criminals, and form sub-groups (uhuh, gangs!). You can customise your characters, cars, gang tags .. you name it.
And because we've always wanted to drive around with a big fat Rhino on the hood, but never found an appropriate environment where it would not look really silly. APB is just the answer to that particular problem ...
